White Washed Web

Bush Earns Political Capital, Goes Immediately into Deficit Spending

Top 10 Scariest Geek Costumes for Halloween

Mojave Aerospace Ventures Wins Ansari X-Prize, Applies for Federal Airline Bailout

Ents Protest Stanford University Tree Mascot

Meth Lab Raided in Boston Baked Bean Factory

Microsoft Releases Windows XP SP2 Starter Edition

Addicted to Morphine, Koko the Gorilla Requests Additional Dental Examinations


Necessity, the Mother of Invention, Places Invention in Day Care

Fantasy Fan Assaulted at Seattle's Science Fiction Museum

Extreme Eating Contest Upstaged by Extreme Defecating Contest


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Small Town Secretly Proud of Sasser Virus Author

European Intellectual Property Amendment Plagiarizes American IP Laws

Kerry Campaigns to Scrap Missile Defense in Favor of Human Shields

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Middle Manager Vows to 'Think Outside the Box' in Return for Airholes

Study: Cell Phone RF Radiation Atrophies Brain Cells, Manners

Delta Airlines to Offer 'Infidel Rewards Program'

Enraged Local Man Takes Hostages, Decries Local Man Satire Stories


Amid an Epidemic of Strays, PETA Encourages Owners to Spay and Neuter Pet Rocks

General Motors Resorts to Computer Generated Imagery to Reduce Advertising Budget

Expert System Vendor Announces Red Herring Fallacy Plugin

Vatican to Offer Low Carb Communion Wafers

New Home Improvement Show: While You Were Out (In Stasis)

Cubs Fan to Deflect Killer Asteroid

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Thank you for the wedding gifts

Shocked Sicilian Astronomer Finds Horsehead in Nebula

FTC Identity Theft Prevent Tip 13: Conform

About White Washed Web

In the interests of full disclosure, the author confesses to being a stark raving mad lunatic. That being said...

Q: What is this steaming pile of hotspur?

A: White Washed Web is a feeble attempt at a satire site. The recipe is simple: take a smidgen of Twain's A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, add a splash of Frankl's Man's Search for Meaning, and spice with a dusting of Thoreau's Walden.Put them all in a blender, add an ample amount of vomit and bile, and then you've got the White Washed Web.

Q: Huh?

A: Okay, okay...White Washed Web would be Don Mowbray's vanity web site if he actually had anything to be vain about. But he doesn't, so it isn't.

Q: Who's Don?

A: He's like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, minus Jekyll.

Q: Don's an idiot. This site is about as useless as...

A: ...a spoiler on a 1995 Yugo? Yeah, I know. But hey, I just write it...it's not like I actually read it or anything.

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